Mark Morford, in today's SF Chronicle writes:

"The Shrubster will seek to move the Mideast peace process forward yeah right whatever with back-to-back White House meetings later this month with Prime Minister Mahmoud Abbas and Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon, during which time he will get their names mixed up and mispronounce "Mahmoud" as "Mymoot" and will quiver visibly in the presence of bitter bilious hawk Sharon and flub his introductions and his squinty little eyes will twitch and he'll get that little smirky pursed-lip monkey thing going and both leaders will look at him, as all world leaders do, in mild and sighing disbelief and wonder at the mad potency and sheer frightening power of the violently corrupt and monstrous exec-funded GOP machinery that somehow managed to rig it so this blank-faced dork could steal the most powerful office in the world and embarrass the world's most prosperous first-world nation on a daily basis."

How wonderful Mark! I wish all true Americans could read this.